August 2011
July 2011
Flipping my hair...
Expectation reality
When bitches fall in scary movies.
I’m sitting here like “GET THE FUCK UP”
But they’re sitting on the ground like
And I’m like “Bitch, you tripped on a twig.”
When I see a bug...
At first I’m like:
“I’m gonna kill this mother fucker.”
Then it moves and I’m like:
I'm not trying to impress you or anything but I...
maghirang:
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