Flipping my hair...
When bitches fall in scary movies.
I’m sitting here like “GET THE FUCK UP” But they’re sitting on the ground like And I’m like “Bitch, you tripped on a twig.”
When I see a bug...
At first I’m like: “I’m gonna kill this mother fucker.” Then it moves and I’m like:
I'm not trying to impress you or anything but I...